The bar would be having last call soon so Randy downed one last beer before leaving for the night. His friend Chris came by to drive him home. A few moments after Chris picked him up, a police officer pulled them over.
The police officer had noticed their car being driven somewhat erratic and was going to ticket them. He asked, "Do you know why I pulled you over?". Chris and Randy said, "No".
After Chris gave him his driver's license, insurance card and registration the police officer said, "I noticed you were driving reckless back there and I'm going have to give you a ticket for that."
Randy then asked the officer, "Have you been eating doughnuts?". Officer Swanson said, "No, why do you ask?". "Oh no reason really", he said. "I just noticed your eyes look a little glazed." |