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From: derek
Date: Sun Jul 18 01:34:20 MST 2004 Subject: Uber-Geek Awards!

Responses
derek: Killer Rabbit (7/18/04)
benjipark: I used to have time. (7/19/04)
russ: Ahem (7/19/04)
benjipark: Hmm (7/20/04)
russ: 2nd try (7/20/04)
rodhugen: Old guy geekiness (7/20/04)
MaryKay: Whatever! (7/21/04)
keibru: ouch (7/21/04)
Karen: Uber-geek in other ways (7/24/04)
cwill: quasi-geekdom (7/27/04)
benjipark: Where is the story (7/27/04)
rodhugen: When? (7/27/04)
derek: humf (7/27/04)
keibru: eek! it's a geek! (7/28/04)
benjipark: becoming a geek (8/5/04)
rodhugen: Hey Benji (9/2/04)
Responses (sorted by date)
rodhugen: Hey Benji (9/2/04)
benjipark: becoming a geek (8/5/04)
keibru: eek! it's a geek! (7/28/04)
derek: humf (7/27/04)
rodhugen: When? (7/27/04)
benjipark: Where is the story (7/27/04)
cwill: quasi-geekdom (7/27/04)
Karen: Uber-geek in other ways (7/24/04)
keibru: ouch (7/21/04)
MaryKay: Whatever! (7/21/04)
rodhugen: Old guy geekiness (7/20/04)
russ: 2nd try (7/20/04)
benjipark: Hmm (7/20/04)
russ: Ahem (7/19/04)
benjipark: I used to have time. (7/19/04)
derek: Killer Rabbit (7/18/04)
The Village Uber-Geek Awards!!!

Sponsered by Benji and I,

Post your most pathetic displays of computer-geekiness and win . . . well . . . the respect and adoration of . . . uh . . . wait, a solid gold, no . . . How ‘bout a bag of Cheetos and a two-liter of Mountain Dew?

Post any stories of those times when you have spent WAY too much time, effort, and energy on doing strange and useless things with the computer. Special points for humor.

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From: derek
Date: Sun Jul 18 01:40:58 MST 2004 Subject: Killer Rabbit

To lead off, I will tell about my ventures with the game Baldur's Gate. I started hacking into the saved game files, adding new voice sets, etc. I created such memorable adventurers as Homer Simpson ("Do'oh!"), Ralph Wiggum ("I bent my wookie!"), MST3000 ("Round o' bacon, I'm buying!"), and the immortal

KILLER RABBIT!!!

I edited its character model from "Human Male Barbarian" into "Rabbit." I went online, found audio and image files from the movie, edited and imported them into Baldur's Gate, and was rewarded with the greatest Dungeons and Dragons character of all time (Drizzt beware!). I loaded my rabbit into the game and was soon bouncing around the city of Baldur's Gate, attacking people with so much force they would pop on impact!

"Oh, it's only a rabbit." Then suddenly, out of nowhere, a man screams, "LOOK OUT, IT'S THE KILLER RABBIT!!!" Then, a squeak! BAMMM! Exploding people all around. Beautiful.

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From: benjipark
Date: Mon Jul 19 08:31:14 MST 2004 Subject: I used to have time.

One time several years ago, my hard drive took a bomb. After (gasp) two weeks without my computer, I found a program that might recover it. So I created a boot disk on my sisters computer and put this program on it. I start the program and decide to sit and watch. I watch and watch and watch, and then I watch some more. After a couple hours I go and get a sandwich and come back to watch some more. Fortunatly I had an office chair so that I could spin and tilt and good stuff like that. By the way my TV was built into my computer, I didn't know anybody but my sister, and it was to late to go watch my sisters TV. Sleep never entered my mind, my computer might be fixed and I wouldn't be there? Unacceptable! After 5 or 6 hours the program finnaly finished running and I was able to salvage the files from my HD and then reformat and start again.

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From: russ
Date: Mon Jul 19 09:39:44 MST 2004 Subject: Ahem

I wrote the PHP code for this website.

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From: benjipark
Date: Mon Jul 19 17:16:15 MST 2004 Subject: Hmm

Strange: Yes
Useless: No

Sorry Russ but this is actually something cool and usefull. You'll have to try harder if you want to win ;^)

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From: russ
Date: Mon Jul 19 23:19:46 MST 2004 Subject: 2nd try

Ok, I'll try again.

I have 4 rotating passwords I use for just about everything. Each has a memonic attached to it; I can write down a seemingly meaningless phrase which will remind me what password to use.

1 of the memonics is a type of candy, and 3 are references to favorite computer games:

chocolate
brawler
stealth wheel
big guns

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From: rodhugen
Date: Tue Jul 20 13:32:09 MST 2004 Subject: Old guy geekiness

I had my very first computer. Fresh out of the box. It was a Texas Instruments TI99-4a screamin' machine and I had reverse wired an old tape recorder to save programs to and had hooked it up to a screwed up color TV that served as a monitor.

On the night before the 4th of July, my brother came over to visit and to check out my amazing 'system'. We started writing a program in basic that placed the American flag on the TV screen/monitor. Eventually we succeeded, but then decided that we wanted to have it draw the flag instead of just plopping in on the screen. After completing that project, we decided that it would be cool to have it play Yankee Doodle Dandy while drawing the flag. We were able to get the computer to play the song, but getting it to work inside the drawing of the flag was more difficult. After hours went by we were again successful. We then decided that we had to reduce the lines of code to a bare minimum and spent a few more hours completing that project.

Sometime around sunup, Kathy came stumbling down the hall and looked into the room where we sat hunched over my 'system'. She said, "Have you two been up all night working on the computer?"

It was then that we realized we had.

She rolled her eyes and said, "I'm going back to bed, you guys are nuts."

We told her she had to see our beautiful creation and she stood there as we played our program. It was beautiful! Sixteen white stars on a blue background. Red and white bars across the screen. Yankee Doodle playing note by note as the flag appeared. We were amazed at our brilliance.

She said, "That's it? You sat up all night to do that?"

She went to bed. Unimpressed.

We saved it to tape and a few days later I accidently taped music from a record album over it.

:-(

Rod

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From: Karen
Date: Fri Jul 23 23:09:41 MST 2004 Subject: Uber-geek in other ways

I can't even claim quasi-computer geek status, but I am more than enough of a geek in other ways...

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From: cwill
Date: Mon Jul 26 22:38:23 MST 2004 Subject: quasi-geekdom

I can claim quasi-computer geek status (I should get promoted soon). I think I'm more of a nerd in other ways (without the pocket protector).

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From: benjipark
Date: Tue Jul 27 13:05:08 MST 2004 Subject: Where is the story

Yeah but where is the story of your uber-geekness? It's one thing to claim the status, it's another to tells about the insain things you did to get there.

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From: rodhugen
Date: Tue Jul 27 13:40:47 MST 2004 Subject: When?

So...

Uhmm...

When does the prize get awarded? Are the Cheetos low carb? Is it Diet Mountain Dew? Do I have a shot at the grand prize?

Just wondering.

Rod

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From: derek
Date: Tue Jul 27 16:24:55 MST 2004 Subject: humf

You ask too many questions. . . Who are you working for?

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From: keibru
Date: Wed Jul 28 11:18:31 MST 2004 Subject: eek! it's a geek!

Diet Mountain Dew.......now THAT'S something I'd become a full-fledged, bonafide geek for...

A year's supply?

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From: benjipark
Date: Thu Aug 5 12:39:15 MST 2004 Subject: becoming a geek

Well Keith, if you actually become more of a geek than anyone else and have the best stories to prove it, then I might be willing to concider a years supply.

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From: rodhugen
Date: Wed Sep 1 19:53:37 MST 2004 Subject: Hey Benji

Soooo.... uhmmmm....

Who got the Diet Montain Dew and the low carb Cheetos?

Or did you just run off to Washington to escape having to pay out the grand prize?

Rod

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