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From: derek
Date: Sun Nov 20 21:02:12 MST 2005 Subject: Pastoral Care

Responses
andrea: I'll play along (11/21/05)
Karen: Mad Lib (11/21/05)
rodhugen: The less fun real version (11/23/05)
Suki: Ad Lib (11/22/05)
KeithB: my turn (11/22/05)
ryan: Ooh, ooh, me too! (11/22/05)
Responses (sorted by date)
rodhugen: The less fun real version (11/23/05)
ryan: Ooh, ooh, me too! (11/22/05)
KeithB: my turn (11/22/05)
Suki: Ad Lib (11/22/05)
Karen: Mad Lib (11/21/05)
andrea: I'll play along (11/21/05)
My dad is home safe and more or less sound. His back seems to be doing a little better; we even held a fairly coherent conversation on the drive home, pausing only four or five times to scream. Most of these came from him. He's now prepping to down massive quantities of pain pills and has more tentative plans to do nothing over the several few days. Prayer appreciated as healing good.
-D

p.s. I never bothered to ask how he threw out his back, so someone else may have to fill in the blanks. We could make it into an AdLib: When my dad tried to (verb, past tense), he (adverb) (verb, past tense) his (adjuctive) (noun). He screamed out, "(exlamation)," then fell to the ground sobbing in pain. I could also walk to the next room and ask him, but this amuses me more.

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From: andrea
Date: Mon Nov 21 13:07:54 MST 2005 Subject: I'll play along

I wasn't there, but this sounds like a fun game.

When you dad tried to sumo wrestle Ryan McCulley during church, he was tricked by Ryan's quickness. In a daring move that did not pay off, Rod twisted his body in order to capture the slippery Ryan. He screamed "I am doomed!," then fell to the ground sobbing in pain.

I think I am a little bias in the other character of the plot. What do you think? This is what our wrestling times look like so I thought it could be have happened last night.

Hope you get well, Rod. Our prayers and love are with you!

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From: Karen
Date: Mon Nov 21 16:00:32 MST 2005 Subject: Mad Lib

When Derek's dad tried to serve himself Communion, he accidentally tripped over one of those gourd-bean instruments left behind in the dark corner by a child who'd innocently abandoned it on the floor when running off to KidVespers. He screamed out, "Was even this pre-ordained?!?" then fell to the ground...

Speaking of instruments, it's REALLY HARD to keep playing on mine when I see someone, like, ON THE FLOOR in the back corner. Crazy. And he hadn't even been praying over anyone....or had you, Derek's dad?? Shoot.

When you're well enough to sit at the computer, I'm looking forward to your story about the show last Tuesday.

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From: rodhugen
Date: Wed Nov 23 13:15:55 MST 2005 Subject: The less fun real version

Update in a non MadLib form. Over the last while stress has been building. Interpersonal relationships get strained. I watch my friends struggle. My helper mentality wants to fix things. I'm not able to fix things. Stress builds. I'm working on repenting of this, but repentance comes slowly since I get something from worry and stress. It is a very false god, but I hang onto it and pull it out every once in a while.

On Saturday I dug in the rocks and mud we are attempting to carve a garden out of and drug dirt and rocks to various places including putting large heavy stuff into the dumpster. In the old days I was able to do this kind of work because I was young and strong and in shape. Apparently something has changed since the good old days.

On Sunday I drove to Casa Grande to preach and then spent several hours visiting with memebers of their church. Sitting cramped in a car and then in a booth are things I do all the time, but when my back is sore, I should remember to stretch and move around more. I didn't.

My weight loss program stopped and I started gaining back what I lost. I've been maintaining the last little while but I need to get back in the saddle diet wise. Losing weight would be helpful and I haven't been doing that. My back isn't thrilled about carrying around that old man Eric is always talking about and an extra fifty pounds.

When I got to Vespers I was having a great time. Eric suggested that I serve communion to those wishing to receive it. I love doing that. As I stood there, my back suddenly remembered that it does not have a disc somewhere down on the lower left side. The vertebrae have self fused and sometimes when I am feeling stressed or have been twisting and lifting or have been sitting too long in one place or weigh too much, my lower back protests and decides to spasm. The spasms are pretty powerful and painful. They continue until my back locks up or until I find muscle relaxants to soften them up again. Meanwhile I feel alot of pain.

Thanks to all who helped or tried to help. This isn't the first time this has happened and unless God heals it, it probably won't be the last time. When it happens I usually sort of know what to do since it has happened ever since I was a kid. Today I'm feeling pretty good. And I mean that not in the 'drugged out of my mind' sense of the word. Thanks for your prayers and calls.

And thanks for the MadLibs. They make much better stories. And, yes, Karen, even this was pre-ordained. :-)

Rod

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From: Suki
Date: Tue Nov 22 10:50:23 MST 2005 Subject: Ad Lib

Okay... I went after this the traditional mad lib way, which is to pick out all the parts of speech completely decontextualized from the story, and then stick them in where they belong. So here's what I got:

When my dad tried to roller skate, he meltingly flowered his green boot. He screamed out, "Rhubarb!" then fell to the ground sobbing in pain.

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From: KeithB
Date: Tue Nov 22 11:37:05 MST 2005 Subject: my turn

When Derek's dad tried to pirouette, he impishly flip-flopped his left hydraulics. He screamed out, "I am the Magnificent!," then fell to the ground sobbing in pain.

I hope you can survive that, Rod.

Be good to yourself and get better soon!

Kb

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From: ryan
Date: Tue Nov 22 12:33:18 MST 2005 Subject: Ooh, ooh, me too!

``When my dad tried to obfuscate, he slyly rearranged his incriminating verbiage. He screamed out, `Repent! Look up! God will save you!', then fell to the ground sobbing in pain.''

And this just for Benji:

``When my dad tried to SPAM, he SPAM SPAM his wonderful SPAM. He screamed out, `Tis but a scratch!', then fell to the ground sobbing in pain.''

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