This is a verbatim exchange from my sixth grade 8th period class today.
Male student, to me: "My butt itches."
Me, to student: "What would you like to do about it?"
"I want to scratch it!"
So I offered him a restroom pass.
No Child Left Behind, indeed. I challenge GWB to take over my classroom for one week. I'll take over the Button if he takes over my classroom. Back in the saddle again! |